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misterbara:

i swear to fuck bird if you shit on me we’re not going to have a good day

alantyson:

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

kurzz:

carlos get your claritin™!!! 

kurzz:

carlos get your claritin™!!! 

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

pastelcas:

Surrounding myself with pastels and lace. I stand out a bit lmao Picture taken by punkat-heart (Ashley)

pastelcas:

Surrounding myself with pastels and lace. I stand out a bit lmao
Picture taken by punkat-heart (Ashley)

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome.